Smart Cars Mugs

'Smart bloke.'

'I have arrested it Sarge, I caught it speeding and it refused to cooperate?'

"Actually your smart car wouldn't have to be too smart to be smarter than you."

"According to my calculations that shouldn't have happened."

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Google car."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"One year closer to college!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Dog Park

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'