Smart Car Owner Mugs

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Man whistles while driving his car.

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"According to my calculations that shouldn't have happened."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

Useless car accessories.

GPS: 'Sorry return to the main road.'

Spring Damage.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

Intelligent Technology - blessing or curse?

'Smart bloke.'

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

"Will you please shut up! I'm trying to talk to Alexa!"

"First."

'Let me guess. Brakes giving you trouble?'

"I programmed our smart Christmas tree to throw out boring gifts, like socks, shirts and pants."

Seatbelt Use

'I have arrested it Sarge, I caught it speeding and it refused to cooperate?'

'Off hand, I'd say your problem is caused by your car's computer.'

"Our smart, driverless car must know I've gained a few pounds. It keeps driving me to the gym."

"I stole a smart car- it texted the police and picked me out in an identity parade."

Will Self-Driving car