Smart Car Explorer Mugs

'I got my wife a smart car, and now it keeps hiding from her.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"According to my calculations that shouldn't have happened."

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

Sensory confusion syndrome.

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

'So, hows the ullage?'

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

"I've just been replaced by an app..."

'Smart bloke.'

'There're 4 guys working on the car. They won't let me watch so as not to distract them, and they're still not done.'

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."

'I don't understand it! I planted carrots.'

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

"I stole a smart car- it texted the police and picked me out in an identity parade."

'Your car has failed it's MOT.' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - 'I'm going to replace your lambda control.' - 'I don't even know what that is...' - 'It's expensive. That's all you need to know. My little blue victim.' - 'Gah.'

"Our smart, driverless car must know I've gained a few pounds. It keeps driving me to the gym."

'I have arrested it Sarge, I caught it speeding and it refused to cooperate?'

'At least you know exactly where you stand with a dealer like Bob.'

"That's no a digital assistant - it's my coffee thermos."

"Our smart appliances are becoming smart-alecks. Your shaver and my toothbrush are playing hide and seek with me."