Smart Car Enthusiast Gifts

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

"No! I'm not doing your taxes! Again!"

Some folk treat their smart car as if it were their home.

"I stole a smart car- it texted the police and picked me out in an identity parade."

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Under pressure.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Deflator mouse

Useless add-ons.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Motor Tourism

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'