Smart Car Fanatics Gifts

"Actually your smart car wouldn't have to be too smart to be smarter than you."

Sailor in Car.

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

"According to my calculations that shouldn't have happened."

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Formula One

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

'As it turns out, going 'green' will cost a lot of green.'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency