Smart Car Fanatics Gifts

"Actually your smart car wouldn't have to be too smart to be smarter than you."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"According to my calculations that shouldn't have happened."

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.

I love that new elephant smell.

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Formula One

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

'As it turns out, going 'green' will cost a lot of green.'