Pipeline Pundit Gifts

'13 Billion for a pipeline extension?'

"We have to re-think this. The old pipeline is sending oil from Alaska to Oklahoma, and the new one is sending it from Oklahoma to Alaska."

Gas Supply To Europe

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

Torturing the English Language

U.S. Credit Rating

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

The Jose Padilla Experience

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Honest Boris

Fifty shades of Leveson.

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.