Petrol Price Pundit Pillows

'Someone tried to smuggle in a condom full of petrol today.'

Sorry, buddy, but we can't go that extra mile for customers any more with the price of gas.

Could I trouble you for a cupful of petrol?

Energy trap.

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Petrol Suicide

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Fill In The Blanks.

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

History of Gasoline.

Farmer Problems

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

World Demand Price Up

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

He asked for it!

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

'If the petrol doesn't go down, the government will have to introduce welfare for families with six cylinders or more.'

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

Vulture oil inc.

"I don't think it was a mirage..."