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'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Propane Supply

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Short Memories

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

'It's to combat rising fuel bills,'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

The last drop of oil...

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

Pot of Gold...

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Gasoline fuel theft

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

Facing a Cold Winter

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

'I've broken down next to the bakery on the high street. . . I ran out of petrol when I was trying to find more petrol. . . and to top it off, I only have enough change on me for a cold pasty.'

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."