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I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Propane Supply

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Short Memories

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'It's to combat rising fuel bills,'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

The last drop of oil...

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Pot of Gold...

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Gasoline fuel theft

Facing a Cold Winter

'I've broken down next to the bakery on the high street. . . I ran out of petrol when I was trying to find more petrol. . . and to top it off, I only have enough change on me for a cold pasty.'

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."