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Alice in Wonderland: The White Rabbit In Court.

Through the Looking Glass - Army Stumbles over Itself

Did Alice really shrink?

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Snowmen Around The World...

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I brought cocoa."