Whimsical Worm Watchers Gifts

The late bird orders a take away.

Late BroomStick

The Worm Charmer

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'I could eat you.'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Snowman Driver

Frogs

'Where are you going?'

"Yeah, birds are bad, but fishermen are the worst: they first stab you with a hook, then drown you to finish you off. . ."

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

"We just need more wiggle room."

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

"Good day at work..?"

'To be honest Bob, I'm very happy with my new career path.'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Someday, the worm will turn.

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"You look different — did you do something to your tubercula pubertatis?"

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."