Whimsical Worm Watchers Pillows

The late bird orders a take away.

The Worm Charmer

Late BroomStick

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'I could eat you.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Frogs

Snowman Driver

'Where are you going?'

"Yeah, birds are bad, but fishermen are the worst: they first stab you with a hook, then drown you to finish you off. . ."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"We just need more wiggle room."

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

"Good day at work..?"

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

Worm Appreciation Society!

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Someday, the worm will turn.

'To be honest Bob, I'm very happy with my new career path.'

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

"You look different — did you do something to your tubercula pubertatis?"