Whimsical Sense Of Humor Pillows

The strange case of the promiscuous bus.

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I said slime."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Dog in casino.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Ask A Silly Question.

The worm that churned!

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'Sheep striptease'.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Look! A sushi bar!"

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Bus for Giraffes.

Banana

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Snowman Tattoo

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"