Lovers Of Quirky Humor Pillows

'Your toilet isn't working!! Can you hold?'

Feces on a stick (huge street vender fly selling shit)

"Of course, I've aways been more of a dog person myself"

Ticket from Cab Company

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Fresh pepper?"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Bless You."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

So You've Cloned Yourself

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

Baby restaurant

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'