Quirky Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

'There's a gastroenterologist in my closet.'

"What's up with this whole herd mentality thing?" "I'd have to ask."

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

A flight attendant reads a magazine on the jump seat and there is a bullwhip above her head.

'Need some kidneys.'

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

Church Fete: Guess the sexual orientation of the vicar and win a jar of piccalilli.

'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.'

"I'm going to have a bath. Shall I leave the water in for you?"

'He's had acupuncture to cure his drink problem.'

'I'm a taxi-dermist.'

'And finally, the Nobel prize for most toes...'

'Quiet Hospital Zone.'

Children Sliding into an Alligator/Crocodile's Mouth

In case of fire break glass

"I got a fever and - "

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'It's got a message, Master. . .but I don't think we should touch it.'

Wal -Martyrs

'What's new?'

Igor's hunch finally pays off.

'I didn't know Heaven had another entrance?'

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

Hairstyles to hide big ears

"I guess we're not in Kansas anymore. They've got levitating lounge lizards."

Burning the opposition.

Compulsive Behaviour Therapy: Tread on a crack, don't come back.

"Prepare an ice bath, stat! That little timer thingy in his back just popped up."

Bloody toilet seat dispute mediators.

"Before we discuss why you think you are a dog would you mind fetching my slippers?"

Eye Test

"Dr. Streeter will be with you in a minute. Earlier, he was helping a client get in touch with his inner child ... and he lost his marbles."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Desert Sandcastle and Skeleton

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"