Quirky Humor Fan Pillows

Olive Martini Guillotine

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Whoa! Half empty! Definitely half empty!'

'Yes, I am 100% positive that I didn't order a medium pizza with extra mice and sparrows.'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Stephen's fear of heights is particularly bad today.'

'Don't interrupt - he's downloading another song.'

'What's our ETA?'

Potatoes.

"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."

"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."

'Okay, pal -- time to give something back to the community.'

Wine Factory

OK! Hands up all those who know what this is?Learning the hard way.

'You shouldn't worry. Aside from the duck bill and the eggs, you're a perfectly normal mammal.'

'It's probably nothing.'

'It's all right.. he's a trustee.'

"No. You're not going crazy... You just need an outlet."

Staff Picks

Anyone for tennis?

'I worked at the Cloning Research lab. I was replaced by myself.'

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

"So, what's new?"

"You work in a lab! So you're some kind of scientist?"

Hot cross buns

"We did everything we could."

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

Obsessive Compulsive Clinic.. Obsessive Compulsive Clinic ..

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

How glamorous, I've never met a pilot

'This is my five-gallon pin.'

'I subcontracted the platypuses.'

Headless chicken: "Is that all you got?"

'Welcome James. Are you ready to kick some butt?'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.