Whimsical Story Seekers Gifts

"Somebody's been sitting in my chair."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A boy acting suspiciously

"Recalculating route..."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Tunnel of Infatuation

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Kitty's Coffee Shop

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Starbucks Siren

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

"Ever since my fame, everyone's been coming out of the woodwork claiming to be a relative."

River Source

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

'It's getting really difficult to fatten them up, since the government clamped down on the sugar and fat content in food.'

A bee in small airplane

"What a pro."

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat