Whimsical Story Seekers Gifts

"Somebody's been sitting in my chair."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A boy acting suspiciously

"Recalculating route..."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Kitty's Coffee Shop

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Starbucks Siren

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

River Source

'It's getting really difficult to fatten them up, since the government clamped down on the sugar and fat content in food.'

A bee in small airplane

"What a pro."

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."