Whimsical Humor Seekers Gifts

World of Cow: Horn Gel

Starbucks Siren

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Piranhaclaus

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Oh, crap.'

"I said slime."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Dog in casino.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Family members!

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"