Whimsical Cartoon Lover Pillows

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"So much for eternal rest."

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

Animal Planet.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dimbo

Smoke from sheep's pipe is like fluffy wool

Policeman

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Seagiraffes

'I told you it would be useful.'

Torturing the English Language

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

Billy. The Kid.

Cariactures

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'