Whimsical Caricature Lover Pillows

James Whistler

Paul Klee

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

King George I

Balloon Kids

Fist Bumper Cars

Neptune

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

Love knows no boundaries.

The worm that churned!

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

Charles Dickens

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

Snow Bridge.

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'Remember Jones, your organs are worth more to us than your intellectual property.'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'Mr. Putin, annexation of Crimea was nice, but wouldn't Ukraine, Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia also be nice addictions to your Empire?'

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'