Ironic Comedy Appreciator Pillows

The devil makes work for idle hands...

Soul Music

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

'A cheeky red?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

The height of fashion in 1796

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'