Comedic Satire Lover Pillows

Man in a Chain Gang has a Peg Leg.

"For me it's all about the craft of acting."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

David Niven caricature

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

A guy who learned everything he needed to know in Kindergarten.

"Our battle with Covid-19 has been a triumph."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

"Thank you for coming in on your day off, minion. It reflects well on your character." "I thought my job depended on it." "I don't know how you got that impression. I would never force you to come in on your day off. That would be illegal." "You said 'Come in on your day off. Your job depends on it.'" "Rudy, Rudy, Rudy... That's just a figure of speech." "You went on to say 'I mean it. That's not just a figure of speech.'" "That was a figure of speech too."

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'

'Look at our boss! I hate working for dot-coms.'