Comic And Satire Lover Pillows

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Crap from the future.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

Honest Voting Stickers

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

The Monroe Doctrine

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Spanish bank needs propping up.

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Think tanks.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Modern Damocles -

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."