Comic And Satire Lover Pillows

Baby new year of 2017 kicks the old year out.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Crap from the future.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Minority Report

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

The Monroe Doctrine

Honest Voting Stickers

Spanish bank needs propping up.

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Think tanks.

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Only in America

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

The Modern Damocles -

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

'Think of an essay as a collection of tweets only joined together.'

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.