Lover Of Satirical Comics Pillows

"I'm sure that he will become a perfect union functionary."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

The Modern Damocles -

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

Focus Group Failures

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"No offence Jon, but..."

How Moms explain.

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

'Margaret our phone's been tapped!'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Knights of the Round Whatever

A guy who learned everything he needed to know in Kindergarten.

"Our battle with Covid-19 has been a triumph."