Comedic Commentary Lover Pillows

"That's the plus of our lifestyle: The trophy hunters just look at us, sigh and move on..."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

"For me it's all about the craft of acting."

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."

Fisherman Funneral

MPs opt for longer surgery opening hours: Gp's have to be available when the public needs them... We won't be able to look at it until after the six week Christmas break!

"We haven't been married long enough for you to reprimand my dog."

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

"Connect the dots"

'Elections are easier to understand if you think of them as performance art.'

Unhappy Cows from neighboring states visit California.

LARGE FRONT

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

"Of course it's a bad report. I have your genes to contend with!"

"Of course, at present Mademoiselle's neck is too long, but our Mr. Francis is going to change all that."

"He won't get far without this!"

"The predictions of the Loam farm model do make depressing reading...overheads and rents are skyrocketing, prices are down...but the government has suggested a strategy for solving the problem!"

How much money do you want? How much have you got?

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

It's not the Winning. It's the Taking Part that Counts. Vote Lib Dem.

'Listen up, folks! The President is feeling a lot of pain today, so please put a little extra into your groveling!'