Gun Satire Aficionado Pillows

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

The Lawman

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

Guns n Ammo: Miss November.

Mafia machine gun case.

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

Money Launderette

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

Prison Vacation For Mafiosi

'Safest way to travel my back side

Storks and Tank

'I'm retiring to spend more time with my military assault weapons.'

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline

'He got game.'

'What do you mean you don't rent helicopters?' (Santa shot all his reindeer)

"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"

"Watching people argue about the world situation night after night makes me feel like I'm doing something about it."

The Boche Catcher

'Serg!' (Sign has been changed from Afghanistan to Blighty)

US army officer announcing discovery of Saddam's money - not WMD.

'Following government cuts, this is your new kit bag.'

"Well, I'll be. You don't see that every day."

'I know the difference between right and wrong... but not the on/off position of the safety on my gun.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. IV

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

The Law of the Pistol - Wartime