Gun Hobbyist Humor Pillows

'What do you mean you don't rent helicopters?' (Santa shot all his reindeer)

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Pull...'

The Lawman

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'I'm sick and tired of begging!'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

Guns n Ammo: Miss November.

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

'I'm retiring to spend more time with my military assault weapons.'

'Safest way to travel my back side

'He got game.'

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. IV

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

"Ah, what a beautiful morning to be alive, well, and a member of the National Rifle Association!"

"I stockpiled all my guns, just in case tyranny came to America. Well, it's here!"

'I know the difference between right and wrong... but not the on/off position of the safety on my gun.'

The Law of the Pistol - Wartime

"Couldn't get a gun permit."

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

"I'd feel safer if you were an ex-marine with a gun collection."

'How did the shark get a gun?'