Gun Hobbyist Humor Mugs

'What do you mean you don't rent helicopters?' (Santa shot all his reindeer)

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Pull...'

The Lawman

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'I'm sick and tired of begging!'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

Guns n Ammo: Miss November.

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

"Thanks for letting me borrow the car, Dad. And would you mind speaking with the police outside?"

'I'm retiring to spend more time with my military assault weapons.'

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

'Safest way to travel my back side

'He got game.'

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

"I stockpiled all my guns, just in case tyranny came to America. Well, it's here!"

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

"Well, I'll be. You don't see that every day."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. IV

"Ah, what a beautiful morning to be alive, well, and a member of the National Rifle Association!"

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"

"Couldn't get a gun permit."

The Law of the Pistol - Wartime

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

'How did the shark get a gun?'

"I'd feel safer if you were an ex-marine with a gun collection."

'I know the difference between right and wrong... but not the on/off position of the safety on my gun.'