Gun Satire Aficionado Mugs

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

The Lawman

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

Mafia machine gun case.

Guns n Ammo: Miss November.

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

Money Launderette

Prison Vacation For Mafiosi

'Safest way to travel my back side

Okay, knock it off. I'm not falling for the old "good fish, bad fish" routine.

We're Looking At a Few Good Men

'I'm retiring to spend more time with my military assault weapons.'

Storks and Tank

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline

'He got game.'

"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"

'What do you mean you don't rent helicopters?' (Santa shot all his reindeer)

'Following government cuts, this is your new kit bag.'

"Watching people argue about the world situation night after night makes me feel like I'm doing something about it."

The Boche Catcher

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. IV

'I know the difference between right and wrong... but not the on/off position of the safety on my gun.'

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

"Well, I'll be. You don't see that every day."

'Serg!' (Sign has been changed from Afghanistan to Blighty)

The Law of the Pistol - Wartime