Gunslinger Satire Appreciator Prints

'That there hombre's the best danged pillow fighter I ever seen in these here parts!'

Billy. The Kid.

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"They're so like us."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Housekeeping?!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"That's very offensive."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

Forbidden Vegetable

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

Peacekeeping?

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Chicken comedians.

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

Cosmetic pouches.

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'IT'S NOT YOU!'