Jolly Gunslinger Gifts

Santa's family holding firearms

Billy. The Kid.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Doughnut Making

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Wild West Text Showdown

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"It was merely a few warning shots to get the witness's attention, your honor!"

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"