Colonel Admirer Gifts

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Piracy on a boating lake

Robocop and Juliet.

Swiss army knife

Car joust.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

The unknown war poet.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Cristiano Ronaldo

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

The Thinker

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

Knight with paint tin on his head.

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"There's the mailman!"

Knights

Stret boy making a comment about a military man