Arsenal Enthusiast Pillows

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

The Lawman

"Bang!"

Progress?

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

Gun Ego

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'