Armored Vehicle Engineer Pillows

New tank model with safety features: 'Sorry, sir, firing the cannon set off the airbag.'

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"Perfect."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Car Emissions

It's the biofuel generation.

Bio Fuels.

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

World's cheapest car

Progress?

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'