Armored Truck
Armored Truck Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to the excitement of armored truck pursuits? Explore creative and witty products designed for fans of cash-in-transit vehicles. From fun mugs to stylish prints, find something that captures the high-stakes world of armored trucks. Whether they’re a collector, enthusiast, or just love the idea of big security, these gifts will make any liker of armored transport smile and feel appreciated.
Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet
"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"
"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"
Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'
In case of emergency - use tin opener...
'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'
"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."
Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.
Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!
Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.
Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone
Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.
"Sheesh... Missed a button again."
New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.
Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.
'How many miles to the gallon?'
Moon Pies.
Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.
A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.
Undersized Load
'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'
Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked
Knight/Bird.
'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'
Before the accident? John was a truck driver.
Knight Vision
"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."
May or May not be Hazardous Material...
'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'
Poetry Knight
One Man and Two Trucks
'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'
Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor
'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'
Armored Truck Aficionado Gifts Collection
Armored Truck Aficionado Mugs
Discover a variety of fun and witty mugs dedicated to armored truck lovers. Perfect for adding humor and personality to their daily routine.
Armored Truck Aficionado Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate armored trucks with clever designs, great for both comfort and showcasing their interest.
Armored Truck Aficionado Prints
Explore eye-catching prints that capture the thrill of armored trucks, ideal for decorating a space full of personality.
Armored Truck Aficionado T-Shirts
Browse our collection of T-shirts designed for armored truck aficionados, blending humor with their passion for armored transport.