Armored Truck Aficionado Prints

Armored Truck

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Moon Pies.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Undersized Load

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Knight/Bird.

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Knight Vision

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Poetry Knight

One Man and Two Trucks

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'