Oversized Vehicle Admirer Pillows

"Oh, right - like I'm the problem."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Fish Aeroplane

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Car traffic.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Internal Combustion.

Puss n' scoot.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"For my money...any care looks good."

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'