Classic Cars Pillows

"The father belonged to some people who were driving through in a Packard."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'

'I know I wanted you to stop going to those summer classic car shows so you coud spend more time at home, well, I changed my mind.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

Sailor in Car.

Yesteryear.

'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

race car drivers.

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

'Father's getting a bit old for this, can't we fit a starter motor?'

'Bad luck Grigson...another year and the first motor insurance policy would've been available.'

"He adored that old car !"

Faulty car.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

Cats on Board.

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

If you've ever wondered what your dog would do if he ever caught the car he was chasing, now you know.

'It's up to you, Mr Snedly. Get it fixed, or enter it in the antique show.'

'In fifty years, this car will be a classic and you'll get back five times what you paid for it!'

Older and wiser

'And only one previous owner.'

'Well, since you all want to know about my car, I'll tell you...'

"Your Thunderbird does cough and splutter, but it doesn't have bird flu."

'The first thing I'm going to do when I get out of here is buy a brand new studebaker.'

'No I'm not hurt, just a bit embarrassed.'

A Young Man Offers A Cigar.

'Oh we like the car but where are the cup holders?'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Why don't they make them like this anymore?

'Oh c'mon, it's freezing outside.'