Fancy Car Fanatic Gifts

"I despise my life, but I'm in love with my life style."

"Google car."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Roads with a view.

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

Chicken Road Crossing

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

The car showroom

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

Cars at the drive in.

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'