Fancy Car Fanatic Prints

"I despise my life, but I'm in love with my life style."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Roads with a view.

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Chicken Road Crossing

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

The car showroom

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

Cars at the drive in.

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'