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"Polly wants a Château Cheval Blanc."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Greenwich in the Season'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Henrik Ibsen,

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

I told you that kid was spoiled.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Champagne Charlie.

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

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