Modern Lifestyle Explorers T-Shirts

'Quick! Where's your power port?!'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

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"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

Astronaut Selfie.

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

The News in Capsule Form.

Danger Quicksand

Garden of Earthly Delights

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

Important balloons, $30.

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'