Modern Lifestyle Explorers Pillows

'Quick! Where's your power port?!'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

i-teddy

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Astronaut Selfie.

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

The News in Capsule Form.

Danger Quicksand

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

Garden of Earthly Delights

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

Important balloons, $30.

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'