Sleigh Ride Dreamer Gifts

"You have to go back out – you missed a kid in Western Tasmania."

Santa brings toys.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Happy Birthday!"

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Saguaro Cacti.

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."

"My mind is still on vacation."

'I hate when they do this.'

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Skiing Holiday

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

"Don't even think about it."

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."