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"You have to go back out – you missed a kid in Western Tasmania."

Santa brings toys.

That one has all the batteries!

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Happy Birthday!"

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Saguaro Cacti.

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

"My mind is still on vacation."

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"We GOTTA GO to Disney World this summer! It's already in my rough draft of 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation'!"

'I hate when they do this.'

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Skiing Holiday

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

"See you next month...I'm taking the wife and kids to Disneyworld!"

Tinkerbell's Baby Picture.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

"Don't even think about it."

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'