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'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

Sleigh Ride

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

'I hate when they do this.'

Self-driving sled

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

Sledder breaks through snow globe.

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Skiing Holiday

Noel Fever

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

A snowman cut in half by a speeding sledger.

Sledding

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'I waxed the runners.'

Dog's Breakfast

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'