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"Baldo, I'm glad you understand that hard work will get you somewhere."

"What old school? This is my life."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Push for Disco...

You had me at vintage.

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"Happy Birthday!"

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

Whale Romance

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Altar Ego

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

Saguaro Cacti.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

"My mind is still on vacation."

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."

Isaac Newton...stumped.

A drone laying an egg

"We GOTTA GO to Disney World this summer! It's already in my rough draft of 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation'!"

Tinkerbell's Baby Picture.

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"See you next month...I'm taking the wife and kids to Disneyworld!"

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

The days before television

'So, any thoughts?'

"Don't even think about it."

Giraffe of tomorrow

'Drone Santa.'

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

Whip-Behind.