Model Making Maven T-Shirts

"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Young Frankenstein"

Drool Marks

Piracy on a boating lake

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Failure/Due Diligence

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Scientists building a tower

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'And Remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"I love 'bitch's night out'."

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.