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Hooray for Bollywood!

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

So Far So Good

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Call me Ishmael."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Moon Martini

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

The violin lesson

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"...on the avenue..."

Courtney Love

Bob Dylan

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."