Mumbai Maven Gifts

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

So Far So Good

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"Call me Ishmael."

Home Sweet Sign

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Nick Cave

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Moon Martini

Leonard Cohen

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It seems with every year my hot flashes get worse.'

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

Barbara Streisand

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

The violin lesson

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Courtney Love

The Nautical Step

Bob Dylan

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."