Midwest Maven Gifts

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

Muscles

"Ninja bread men"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

"This is off our first TikTok."

Upper West Side Story

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Vaccine hurdles

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'We're trying to use a team approach to medicine, but we're having trouble fitting everyone!'

'Where does it hurt?'